Thursday, February 18, 2016

Nick's Picks

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My name is Nicholas. I’m Tim’s younger brother. Tim is a talented and funny writer, I’ll try to keep with tradition the best I can. This is the story of my trip with my dad, not all of it is true.

I have never experienced anything like Guyana. When people ask me “how was your trip?” I usually say “it was nuts.” Or “amaaazing.” If there was a word that described an eight day trip to a foreign country involving deathdefying bus rides, constant chi-hiking, 24/7 sweaty garbage smell, nighttime batattacks, delicious mangoes, pleaded business-yelling, family time, chastising taxicab philosophy, and rum then I would use the shit out of it. I’m sure the Germans have invented one. For now, “it was nuts.”

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Imagine the Mystery Van (you know, the one from Scooby-doo). Imagine ten thousand Mystery Vans packsmushed with 15-20 passengers darting through traffic in cities and on two-lane highways. Everyone drives like drunk Jason Bourne, dangerously over-taking each other as more vans barrel straight toward you.

Those are minibuses. Ornately decorated by their drivers and the daily means for traveling and gambling your life. Did you pray before you got on? Don’t worry if you forgot, their designers have penned scary bible verses inside the upper portion of the windscreen. So when your driver mistimes that cow crossing the road and just before your head passes through the glass, “GIVE ALL TO JESUS” are the last words you get to see. Dad had to get more drunk than usual to travel anywhere.

How much is it to ride with the devil in the pale moonlight? Tim couldn’t explain it to me, but he knew the exact amount we were to pay every time. I’m not  there are different economic factors involved in pricing: number of passengers, time of day, length of trip, baggage, emotional baggage, moon cycle, if SNL is in a rebuilding year, and the decade trend of the green bay packers.

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On our speedboat ride up to Wakapoa to visit another volunteer named Beth, a group of young pork knockers (freelance gold miners who pack pork dinners into the interior, not the name of gay porn, apparently) were riding on the boat with us back to their village. They were about 18 years old, all were downing Guinness like clowns before a kids birthday. And they loved to party: when they emptied their beer, the bottle was flipped nonchalantly into the river; they kindly pushed bottles into our hands after we refused about a dozen times; one boy curiously ducked his head under a tarp/blanket for a minute, marijuana smoke billowed out after; a massive bottle of rum appeared and in a misguided attempt to pour some out for their homies on a speedboat travelling at about 20 knots, Tim, sitting directly behind them, received a rum facial.

The boys drank and smoked their way up the river, through the tight canal, all the way to our landing. They stumbled and slurred greetings to Beth, our host and their neighbor, and goodbyes to us. Later in the night we saw them across the soccer field unintelligibly yelling conversations at Beth. She dismisses them with a wave, telling us how she never can understand them when they get this drunk.

Beth, Tim, my dad and I were guided around Wakapoa by an Amerindian girl named…Janessa? Janelle? I forget. Beth called her JJ. Tagging along was JJ’s 6 year old brother, whom JJ is charged with taking care of all day every day.

JJ is about 14 years old and doesn’t talk too much around us, but Beth explained how she and JJ would spend a lot of time together. From what Beth told us JJ does very well in school, better than much of her class. After receiving interest from a Peruvian soccer academy, she practices soccer tricks every day and plays soccer with the fellas in the evening. The house she lives in has the cleanest yard of the entire village.

We spent the day tiptoeing across beams or canoeing to get from island to island, meeting people, eating mangoes, watching my dad diarrhea behind a tree. It was a fantastic experience, thanks Beth and JJ.


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The main reason I wanted to visit Guyana was to see my brother, Tim. He left about a year and a half ago and I haven’t visited him since. That is no way to treat a person I had shared a womb with.

There is a subtle Guyanese change instilled in most of the peace corps volunteers described in the common phrase “Just Now.” It is a measurement of time meaning now, today, tomorrow, in an hour. In essence, “I will do what I will, when I want.”

For example, after taking a speedboat across a river and reaching the landing a swarm of taxi drivers encircled us and began intensely talking, halfyelling directly in our faces, their hands outstretched, grasping at us to lead us to their cars. Dad froze, I followed suit with added stammering. Wide-eyed, I look over: Tim was texting on his cell phone.

One more Just Now story: We were on a minibus, stopped at a police checkpoint. A young man carrying a big box and displaying a giant marijuana leaf tattoo on his neck was asked by an officer wielding an assault rifle:

“Step out.”

“…No," was the reply.

“Okay.”

And we were on our way.

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It’s a weird, difficult country and Tim has been affected by it. I cannot wait for him to come back, but I know he needs to stay.

I’m proud of how he has reacted and been able to adapt to hard circumstances, he’s learning a lot about something that few of us get to experience. Sometimes his frustration with work and school and daily life come out, but not all of it is bad: he’s dating a very sweet girl (Thanks Kaylee for letting us crash your house) and has a puppy. He has made a lot of friends, led camps, taught lots of classes, and is applying to grad school in Colorado.

I had tears in my eyes when I entered Guyana and saw Tim, partly because I missed him, partly because I thought he was alone in a scary place. I left Guyana smiling knowing the country wants to take care of him and he could handle more than I ever could. Guyana is awesome. And Tim’s a really strong dude. Just try to armwrestle him.

I’ll see you in 6 months, brother.


Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Thoughts from my Father

This is a guest blog written by my father who visited a few weeks ago.

Hi, my name is Paul, I'm Tim's dad.  I have four sons.  Tim is the eldest; the second eldest is Nick.  Nick and I visited Tim for a week just before Christmas.  We live in Oregon; the journey from Portland was meant to take about sixteen hours but a missed connection in Panama added nine hours to our trip.  Exhausted, we arrived at the Cheddi Jagan airport around 10 pm and Tim was there to meet us.  We had not seen him for twenty months and were interested to find out how the experience had changed him.  From photos and Facetime we already knew Tim had been conscientiously avoiding the barber and would look like a werewolf.  In reality I found the long hair and beard suited him well and was quite appealing in a scruffy, Che Guevara sort of way.  Tim in general was belligerently cheerful and impressively confident as he navigated us on our travels through Guyana over the following week.

After the greetings and hugs we stepped outside the airport and met Andrew, a Peace Corps driver.  Andrew gave us a welcoming hug that was much appreciated in our travel-weary, sleep-deprived state.  However, my feeling of well being towards Andrew soon evaporated as he thoroughly scared me on the forty-five minute car ride into Georgetown.  It was as though we were in a video game; tailgating, speeding, honking and overtaking.  After Andrew dropped us off I questioned Tim about Andrew's manic driving.  Tim laughed and said the ride was likely to be the least frightening we would experience in Guyana.  Unfortunately he was right. 

The three of us had a late night beer on the balcony at the Status Hotel before bed.  Sitting outside in the warm night air, listening to the sounds of a strange city and enjoying the company of the boys was worth all the trials and tribulations of getting there. 

The next morning we met Tim's girlfriend, Kaylee for the first time.  From previously reading Kaylee's blog I thought I would like her, and in person I found her to be even more charming than I had anticipated.  After breakfast we said goodbye to Kaylee for the time-being. Tim, Nick and I headed out to Wakapau.  We were being guided by Tim and really had no idea of where we were going or what to expect.  The journey involved a series of uncomfortable trips by boat and car or bus; the long speedboat ride across the Essequibo River was a most astonishingly spine-jarring experience.  The final boat trip on the Pomeroon River was the most enjoyable; starting in the town of Charity we cruised several miles down a wide section of the main river and then veered into a narrow side channel.  The boat tilted from side to side, almost touching the tangle of mangroves as we sped through the winding waterway before opening out to reveal broad views across the savannah.  Our trip was made more interesting by our fellow passengers; teenage Amerindians returning to Wakapau after working in the interior.  They appeared to have spent a considerable percentage of their earnings on beer, rum and pot.  Sitting behind them in the boat we were at times exposed to puffs of marijuana smoke and even liberally sprayed with rum.  However, they were cheerful, polite and insisted we each had a bottle of their Guinness.  The wild ride ended when we pulled up to the riverbank; there was no jetty or buildings, but everyone got off the boat. 

Apparently we had arrived.  We were here to meet Beth, the local Peace Corps Volunteer (PCV), and she soon emerged from the trees to greet us.  After introductions we followed her up a grassy path to a small group of wood buildings that were the home of her host family.

Life here is simple; we saw no cars or roads.  There are mainly only small, simple houses connected by narrow paths. 
The only electricity is provided by generators or solar, and plumbing is minimal.  We bathed at a bridge across a small pond, shaded by a roof of palm fronds and scooped up water with a calabash (a bowl made from half a gourd).  There was no bathroom at Beth's, only a communal latrine.  Being part of this community and lifestyle for a couple of days was a privilege, but to commit to it for two years as Beth has, would require an immense amount of fortitude and resiliency.  Kudos to Beth.

During our two-night stay we explored nearby communities on adjoining islands.  There is marshy savannah between the islands and 'paths' had been created to prevent sinking knee-deep into the ooze.  The paths consisted of branches, logs and even a couple of dilapidated dug-out canoes.  In places the branches sank below the surface and we had to guess where to place our feet.  The villagers we encountered were very welcoming, many generously sharing water coconuts and fruit with us as we passed through.  From Beth's host family we learned to open water coconuts with a 'cutlass' (machete) and how to slice off a scraper to scoop out the jelly after drinking the sweet coconut water. 

We also tried to paddle in dugout canoes; the canoes were extremely tippy and my weight brought the edge of the canoe within an inch of the water line.  At one point I had to be ferried to be ferried across a river by Janelle, a cheerful, competent Amerindian teenage girl.  She was highly amused by me crawling along in the bottom of the canoe as I boarded, and my terrified look as I clutched the sides of the canoe during the crossing. 

On the second night of our stay Beth's host mother prepared pepperpot for dinner.  Pepperpot is a national specialty and is a spicy meat stew, partially flavored with cassareep (a strong, dark sauce made from the cassava plant).  We ate it sitting in the dark on Beth's verandah and soaked up the sauce with locally made cassava bread.  With bats zooming by our heads, dogs running around and a host of night time noises, it was a memorable dining experience.

Our boat out of Wakapua left at 6.30 in the next morning.  It was a great trip through the clear morning air; there was no partying on the return trip.  Our fellow passengers were mainly nicely dressed women that appeared to be going on a shopping trip.  The only supplemental entertainment was when Tim slipped on the muddy bank getting into the boat and ended up sitting in the mud with one foot in the river.  He jumped up, made a funny comment to the audience in the boat, and was successful on a second attempt to board.  When asked if he was hurt his pithy reply was 'only my pride'.  (Later in the trip we bumped into another PCV, Naomi and her mother Bonnie.  They had visited Beth shortly after us and apparently both of them had also slipped on the mud in the same spot; it must be very entertaining for the locals).  We worked our way back across the west coast, stopping at 'Bachus' for a delicious coffee milkshake.  We took a short walk away from the main road to the seawall and got an expansive view of the Atlantic Ocean.  The boys and I have a tradition of playing hacky-sack, especially when abroad, we played here, cooled by the ocean breeze.  We took the ferry back  across the Essequibo instead of the jack-hammer speedboat.  The high deck of the ferry allowed a full view of the mouth of the Essequibo.  It is an impressively wide estuary almost twenty miles across and dotted with large islands requiring boats to thread their way through from one side to another.  Eventually we made it back to Georgetown and after the relative quiet of Wakapoa, Georgetown seemed loud and frenetic.  We elbowed our way through the hot, crowded markets with stalls and shops selling almost everything, and then through quieter streets to the Peace Corps office.  The office was calm and comfortable.  After Tim conducted a little business we left and got another car to take us to Kaylee's house in Mahaicony; the journey took about an hour and of the many hair-raising vehicles rides in Guyana this was the worst.  By comparison Andrew now seemed a paragon of safe driving.  The roads in Guyana are in generally poor condition with large pot holes and bumps that require drivers to swerve or brake drastically.  Cows and horses wander freely, and randomly stroll across the road, sometimes in small herds.  Goats appear mainly to be tethered, but on ropes long enough to allow them to stand on the edge of the road.  Out of town there are no sidewalks or bikepaths and many people are walking or cycling on the roadway also.  Occasionally we would see carts being pulled by horses or donkeys.  With all these obstacles even driving carefully would be hazardous, but most drivers seemed oblivious to the risk and drove with extreme recklessness.  Statistics from the World Health Organization revealed that road fatalities in Guyana per capita are approximately six time higher than in Europe, and three time higher than in the US.  Another mind-boggling statistic concerns fatalities per 100,000 vehicles.  In the US it is 13.7; in Guyana it is one-hundred-and-twenty-five times higher at 1707.3.  When traveling in Guyana I recommend choosing the driver with the newest car to increase the chances that the brakes, steering and air bags are working correctly.  Halfway through the hair-raising ride to Kaylee's I noticed the place where the air bag should have been in front of me was covered with two pieces of duct tape. 

We arrived, surprisingly unscathed at Kaylee's house in the late afternoon.  Kaylee has the upper floor of a nice, two-story house.  It is not all that different from a house you might find in warmer parts of the US, with tiled floor and arched, double-doors opening onto a balcony.  However, it seems the plumbing in Guyana generally is not up to US standards.  A Kaylee's house we had to plug in an extension cord every time we wanted to use any water, and there is no hot water system.  Apparently the best you can hope for is to wait until late in the day to shower; by then the sun has warmed the water in the holding tank.  Kaylee was most welcoming, and had even given up her large, comfortable bed for Nick and I to sleep in.  At the time of our visit another PCV, Ally, was living with Kaylee while her house in a nearby town was being fixed up.  Our visit therefore impacted Ally and she was also very gracious during out visit.  To welcome us Kaylee had arranged for a nearby neighbor to cook us a special meal of Guyana takeaway fish and chips.  We all walked a little way down the road to the woman's house to pick up the food.  It wasn't ready, so we sat outside chatting and drinking a beer while we waited.  The meal was delicious, the fish had a spicy coating the chips looked like regular French fries but were made from plantains.  (Plantains are similar to a banana but not sweet, apparently they grow well in tropical climates and are sometimes known as the 'pasta and potato of the Caribbean').  Other memorable meals during our stay at Kaylee's included homemade fried-egg pizza, and some other bread-like food that required vigorous shaking after cooking.  I cannot remember much about it except that Nick really seemed to enjoy violently bashing it about in a Tupperware container. 

The next day Tim sent Nick and I off by ourselves to visit Kaieteur Falls; arguably the most  famous and exceptional feature in Guyana.  Although there are some exciting-sounding expeditions available to get there by boat and foot, the most time-efficient way is by small plane.  Nick and I got a taxi to Ogle Airport and after an unnecessarily long wait we boarded the small plane with about ten other passengers for the scenic, one-hour flight to the tiny airstrip at Kaieteur.  The flight included a breathtaking fly-by of the impressive falls.  Kaieteur is said to be the world's widest, single-drop waterfalls.  It is four times higher than Niagara Falls and twice the height of the Victoria Falls.  Wikipedia says 'While many falls have greater height, few have the combination of height and water volume, and Kaieteur is among the most powerful waterfalls in the world'.  If not so remote it would undoubtedly be famous worldwide. 

Kaieteur is in a national park and appears to be generally well managed.  We were met by a competent guide and were taken on a walking tour to three viewing areas connected by a rugged path.  The guide told us the falls were named after an old man named Kaie, who sacrificed himself to the gods by canoeing over the falls.  The Amerindian word for waterfall was 'teur'; hence Kaie-teur.   However, a British geologist, Charles Barrington Brown, the first European to see the falls in 1870 was told by the locals then that an unpleasant old man was put in a canoe and shoved over the falls by his family and Kaieteur means 'old-man-fall'.
Our walking tour took about ninety minutes and at the end we looked around the visitor area in a tropical-style lodge waiting for the flight back.  Although the falls are undeniably impressive, we were viewing from a distance and Nick and I felt it was difficult to fully appreciate the scale and power of what we were seeing.  I would like to return one day to hike to the falls and explore the interior of Guyana which is generally considered to be some of the most unspoiled rainforest remaining in the world.  

The next day Tim, Kaylee, Nick, Ally and I walked to Kaylee's school.  Kaylee has transformed the school library and although there is still some work to be done it was impressive; the children will benefit from all her hard work for years after she has left.  Later we got a car up the coast to the 'Giftland Mall', primarily to see the Star Wars movie that had recently been released.  Giftland is an incongruously glittery, American-style mall.  It seemed luxurious and modern compared to almost everything else we had seen in Guyana and I can see how PCVs would occasionally want to visit for a reminder of home.  Not a fan of Star Wars I dozed contentedly during the movie.  Afterward we had a beer at a stylish outside bar while we waited for a car to take us back to Kaylee's house.  The car never actually turned up which did not surprise anyone.  In the end we found a driver to take us, but by this time it was night.  The darkness added another layer of danger to the roads, the only benefit was that most of the cows and horses had retired for the night. 

For the last two nights of our trip Tim had booked us into The Rainforest B and B in Georgetown.  Although we had heard there were monkeys in the garden we had no idea what to expect.  Behind a wall in a rather nondescript neighborhood, and within walking distance of downtown, the Rainforest B and B was a tropical gem.  Syeada, the beautiful and exotic lady of the house, was at the gate to greet us.  She showed us around the stylish and immaculately maintained house and grounds.  We soon met her partner Jerry, an American that looked as though he may have been cast as the safari boss in an old Hollywood movie.  The were both very welcoming and it really seemed as though we were friends they had invited to stay for the weekend.  Syeada soon introduced us to the two monkeys; these were not cute pets.  They were wild animals living in trees at the back of the house and took considerable coaxing to bring close enough to see.  One of them was relatively large and would have been quite an adversary in a banana dispute.

After settling into our room we headed to the Bourda Cricket club.  A historic cricket ground close to the B and B that had been recommended to us at the Peace Corps office.  Ignoring the 'Members Only' sign as instructed, we went into the bar and ordered a beer.  The clubhouse was festooned with old photographs and trophies going back to the 1930's; it had a vintage, colonial, feel to it and although there was no cricket being played, the bar was quite busy.  We sat outside on the deck overlooking the large, green cricket pitch and watched stray dogs running around and doing inappropriate things to each other.  Later we made our way into town for an authentic Indian meal at the 'Maharaja' before returning to the calm refuge at the Rainforest B and B. 

After a nice breakfast of omelet, fruit and toast we set off the next morning to explore Georgetown. The first stop was at a soccer field we had noticed that adjoined the Bourda Cricket club.  Nick is a soccer fan and player, and we were hoping to buy some 'Golden Jaguar' national football team shirts as souvenirs.  Little kids were practicing on the field as we walked through the gates, and immediately a young man greeted us with a firm handshake and British accent, introducing himself a Faizal Kahn, a manager with the national team.  After a few minutes of pleasant chit-chat we asked about buying some team shirts and although there were none at the soccer field, he offered to drive us to the team office to buy some.  On the way he told us that not only was he manager with the Guyana National Football Team but part owner of the Peel motor car company in England.  Peel makes the smallest car in the world and is probably most famous for being filmed driving through the BBC offices by Jeremy Clarkson in an episode of Top Gear.  After securing some shirts and talking a little more with Faizal we continued on our way into the center of town.  Adding to the interest of walking in Georgetown are numerous, randomly placed, large holes in the sidewalk that would seem to present a significant safety hazard. 


We visited the old British lighthouse, but it was closed.  We also went to St George's Cathedral; quite impressive but also closed.  Photographs and descriptions of the Cathedral’s interior looked interesting and I was disappointed not to go inside.  We passed a museum and went in, mainly because it was actually open.  I do not remember much about the museum, except the bathroom.  There were four stalls with doors on one side and the only toilet roll in the building was on a holder on the opposite wall, twelve feet away; very amusing.  We visited the some other watering holes before heading back to the bed and breakfast for our last night in Guyana. 


The next day we spent the morning buying gifts and souvenirs before Andrew drove us back to the main airport for the long journey home.  I enjoyed every minute of our time in Guyana and would love to go back and explore some more.  I was consistently impressed by all the PCVs we met and I would like to thank everyone for being so pleasant and helpful, especially Beth, Ally, Kaylee and of course, Tim.