Monday, July 4, 2016

Farewell Post

I realize it's been a while since I posted but I figured at least one more would be a good idea.

I've been trying to write this final post for at least the last month but I just kept coming back to it, here's what I came up with:


                This morning I had to get my blood drawn as part of my exit process for Peace Corps. I went with my fellow volunteer, Lauren, to Eureka Labs.


                After our arrival and the initial paperwork I was ushered into a small room with a man wearing a T-shirt and jeans telling me he was about to take my blood. Initially, I was worried at his casual dress and manner. I glanced a little further down the hall and saw that Lauren was being attended to by an older woman who was wearing a professional, dazzlingly white laboratory coat. I felt a pang of jealousy that Lauren was getting a “real” doctor to jam a needle in her arm and here I was with Mr. Casual. I thought to myself, “That’s just like Guyana, they just hire random dudes off the street to extract people’s bodily fluids.”


                And as I sat there, rage boiling over, I saw something that made me laugh. Written, on the breast of the “doctor’s” jacket was the word Chiropractor.


                I think this story illustrates three things about the Peace Corps. First, it is very, very easy to become agitated, upset, and angry with the current state of things. You see things that upset you sometimes you can’t help but be annoyed. As much as you want to believe that you’re here to help some things will just get your goat.


                The second thing is that nothing is what it seems. You see a behavior and assign a reason. And until you do the due diligence and work to find out why something is occurring your assigned explanation is what rules in your mind. Unfortunately, more often than not, you’re wrong. But you get used to it.


                Third, in the Peace Corps the grass is always, always, always greener. Other people have better sites, other countries have better posts, everyone that’s not you has better everything and it feels terrible. The life of a Peace Corps Volunteer is a rough road and the greener grass is actually a slippery slope. Don’t fall in.


In closing, if you’re looking to join the Peace Corps pay attention.
1.       Have no expectations
2.       Expect the worst and enjoy your disappointment
3.       While you did agree to this, it was also your decision. That being said, it is also your decision when to leave. I read someone else’s blog before I came and she said that if she ever has three days in a row that are really bad and she feels like she wants to leave, she will. So if you’re feeling unhappy and like you can’t do it then go home. There’s no point in being unhappy and hating your service.
4.       You’re going to see a lot of terrible things. Domestic violence, sexual harassment, animal abuse, there’s a reason they send people to these countries. Sometimes it will be really bad. And that’s just a fact, I’m not trying to scare you or your parents but I wish someone had told me the truth before I came.
5.       For every terrible thing you see you’ll see three wonderful things. A scenic vista, children playing, a colorful festivity. There will be so much to see and do in your country that you’ll feel like you barely scratched the surface by the time you leave.
6.       Learn not to care about time. The US moves very fast compared to where you’re going.

The Peace Corps is not a program designed to help people of developing countries. In all honesty it’s just an elaborate PR program. That’s disheartening to hear and even more so to experience firsthand. But, the silver lining is that oversight is not overbearing. When you sign up for Peace Corps you agree to let the government fund your modest lifestyle in a developing country for two years. And for that two years, as long as you file quarterly reports, you can do whatever you want to do. There have been so many great projects that were totally outside the volunteer’s purview. I was a health volunteer but I worked mostly in a high school. My friend Chase was assigned to a health center but started working in the capital with a sexual orientation discrimination prevention group. Mark had a full blown study of diabetes funded by the government and has elected to stay on for another year developing their emergency medical response teams. None of these things were what we were trained in or expected to do but no one told us to stop either.



Peace Corps is like the Matrix…No one can be told what the matrix is, you have to see it for yourself.


And I realize this is all over the place but that really is how the Peace Corps works. It's just a random collection of experiences that sometimes make sense but mostly don't. So I'm going to leave now by saying thank you to my Peace Corps Family, GUY26. It was a truly unique adventure that wouldn't have been the same ore nearly as fun without all of you. I love all of you.


To anyone that got this far and is interested in joining the Peace Corps you can reach me at timdaniel25@gmail.com.

Thursday, February 18, 2016

Nick's Picks

Blog Owners Note: I wasn't able to change the weird formatting so sorry for the background color.

My name is Nicholas. I’m Tim’s younger brother. Tim is a talented and funny writer, I’ll try to keep with tradition the best I can. This is the story of my trip with my dad, not all of it is true.

I have never experienced anything like Guyana. When people ask me “how was your trip?” I usually say “it was nuts.” Or “amaaazing.” If there was a word that described an eight day trip to a foreign country involving deathdefying bus rides, constant chi-hiking, 24/7 sweaty garbage smell, nighttime batattacks, delicious mangoes, pleaded business-yelling, family time, chastising taxicab philosophy, and rum then I would use the shit out of it. I’m sure the Germans have invented one. For now, “it was nuts.”

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Imagine the Mystery Van (you know, the one from Scooby-doo). Imagine ten thousand Mystery Vans packsmushed with 15-20 passengers darting through traffic in cities and on two-lane highways. Everyone drives like drunk Jason Bourne, dangerously over-taking each other as more vans barrel straight toward you.

Those are minibuses. Ornately decorated by their drivers and the daily means for traveling and gambling your life. Did you pray before you got on? Don’t worry if you forgot, their designers have penned scary bible verses inside the upper portion of the windscreen. So when your driver mistimes that cow crossing the road and just before your head passes through the glass, “GIVE ALL TO JESUS” are the last words you get to see. Dad had to get more drunk than usual to travel anywhere.

How much is it to ride with the devil in the pale moonlight? Tim couldn’t explain it to me, but he knew the exact amount we were to pay every time. I’m not  there are different economic factors involved in pricing: number of passengers, time of day, length of trip, baggage, emotional baggage, moon cycle, if SNL is in a rebuilding year, and the decade trend of the green bay packers.

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On our speedboat ride up to Wakapoa to visit another volunteer named Beth, a group of young pork knockers (freelance gold miners who pack pork dinners into the interior, not the name of gay porn, apparently) were riding on the boat with us back to their village. They were about 18 years old, all were downing Guinness like clowns before a kids birthday. And they loved to party: when they emptied their beer, the bottle was flipped nonchalantly into the river; they kindly pushed bottles into our hands after we refused about a dozen times; one boy curiously ducked his head under a tarp/blanket for a minute, marijuana smoke billowed out after; a massive bottle of rum appeared and in a misguided attempt to pour some out for their homies on a speedboat travelling at about 20 knots, Tim, sitting directly behind them, received a rum facial.

The boys drank and smoked their way up the river, through the tight canal, all the way to our landing. They stumbled and slurred greetings to Beth, our host and their neighbor, and goodbyes to us. Later in the night we saw them across the soccer field unintelligibly yelling conversations at Beth. She dismisses them with a wave, telling us how she never can understand them when they get this drunk.

Beth, Tim, my dad and I were guided around Wakapoa by an Amerindian girl named…Janessa? Janelle? I forget. Beth called her JJ. Tagging along was JJ’s 6 year old brother, whom JJ is charged with taking care of all day every day.

JJ is about 14 years old and doesn’t talk too much around us, but Beth explained how she and JJ would spend a lot of time together. From what Beth told us JJ does very well in school, better than much of her class. After receiving interest from a Peruvian soccer academy, she practices soccer tricks every day and plays soccer with the fellas in the evening. The house she lives in has the cleanest yard of the entire village.

We spent the day tiptoeing across beams or canoeing to get from island to island, meeting people, eating mangoes, watching my dad diarrhea behind a tree. It was a fantastic experience, thanks Beth and JJ.


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The main reason I wanted to visit Guyana was to see my brother, Tim. He left about a year and a half ago and I haven’t visited him since. That is no way to treat a person I had shared a womb with.

There is a subtle Guyanese change instilled in most of the peace corps volunteers described in the common phrase “Just Now.” It is a measurement of time meaning now, today, tomorrow, in an hour. In essence, “I will do what I will, when I want.”

For example, after taking a speedboat across a river and reaching the landing a swarm of taxi drivers encircled us and began intensely talking, halfyelling directly in our faces, their hands outstretched, grasping at us to lead us to their cars. Dad froze, I followed suit with added stammering. Wide-eyed, I look over: Tim was texting on his cell phone.

One more Just Now story: We were on a minibus, stopped at a police checkpoint. A young man carrying a big box and displaying a giant marijuana leaf tattoo on his neck was asked by an officer wielding an assault rifle:

“Step out.”

“…No," was the reply.

“Okay.”

And we were on our way.

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It’s a weird, difficult country and Tim has been affected by it. I cannot wait for him to come back, but I know he needs to stay.

I’m proud of how he has reacted and been able to adapt to hard circumstances, he’s learning a lot about something that few of us get to experience. Sometimes his frustration with work and school and daily life come out, but not all of it is bad: he’s dating a very sweet girl (Thanks Kaylee for letting us crash your house) and has a puppy. He has made a lot of friends, led camps, taught lots of classes, and is applying to grad school in Colorado.

I had tears in my eyes when I entered Guyana and saw Tim, partly because I missed him, partly because I thought he was alone in a scary place. I left Guyana smiling knowing the country wants to take care of him and he could handle more than I ever could. Guyana is awesome. And Tim’s a really strong dude. Just try to armwrestle him.

I’ll see you in 6 months, brother.


Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Thoughts from my Father

This is a guest blog written by my father who visited a few weeks ago.

Hi, my name is Paul, I'm Tim's dad.  I have four sons.  Tim is the eldest; the second eldest is Nick.  Nick and I visited Tim for a week just before Christmas.  We live in Oregon; the journey from Portland was meant to take about sixteen hours but a missed connection in Panama added nine hours to our trip.  Exhausted, we arrived at the Cheddi Jagan airport around 10 pm and Tim was there to meet us.  We had not seen him for twenty months and were interested to find out how the experience had changed him.  From photos and Facetime we already knew Tim had been conscientiously avoiding the barber and would look like a werewolf.  In reality I found the long hair and beard suited him well and was quite appealing in a scruffy, Che Guevara sort of way.  Tim in general was belligerently cheerful and impressively confident as he navigated us on our travels through Guyana over the following week.

After the greetings and hugs we stepped outside the airport and met Andrew, a Peace Corps driver.  Andrew gave us a welcoming hug that was much appreciated in our travel-weary, sleep-deprived state.  However, my feeling of well being towards Andrew soon evaporated as he thoroughly scared me on the forty-five minute car ride into Georgetown.  It was as though we were in a video game; tailgating, speeding, honking and overtaking.  After Andrew dropped us off I questioned Tim about Andrew's manic driving.  Tim laughed and said the ride was likely to be the least frightening we would experience in Guyana.  Unfortunately he was right. 

The three of us had a late night beer on the balcony at the Status Hotel before bed.  Sitting outside in the warm night air, listening to the sounds of a strange city and enjoying the company of the boys was worth all the trials and tribulations of getting there. 

The next morning we met Tim's girlfriend, Kaylee for the first time.  From previously reading Kaylee's blog I thought I would like her, and in person I found her to be even more charming than I had anticipated.  After breakfast we said goodbye to Kaylee for the time-being. Tim, Nick and I headed out to Wakapau.  We were being guided by Tim and really had no idea of where we were going or what to expect.  The journey involved a series of uncomfortable trips by boat and car or bus; the long speedboat ride across the Essequibo River was a most astonishingly spine-jarring experience.  The final boat trip on the Pomeroon River was the most enjoyable; starting in the town of Charity we cruised several miles down a wide section of the main river and then veered into a narrow side channel.  The boat tilted from side to side, almost touching the tangle of mangroves as we sped through the winding waterway before opening out to reveal broad views across the savannah.  Our trip was made more interesting by our fellow passengers; teenage Amerindians returning to Wakapau after working in the interior.  They appeared to have spent a considerable percentage of their earnings on beer, rum and pot.  Sitting behind them in the boat we were at times exposed to puffs of marijuana smoke and even liberally sprayed with rum.  However, they were cheerful, polite and insisted we each had a bottle of their Guinness.  The wild ride ended when we pulled up to the riverbank; there was no jetty or buildings, but everyone got off the boat. 

Apparently we had arrived.  We were here to meet Beth, the local Peace Corps Volunteer (PCV), and she soon emerged from the trees to greet us.  After introductions we followed her up a grassy path to a small group of wood buildings that were the home of her host family.

Life here is simple; we saw no cars or roads.  There are mainly only small, simple houses connected by narrow paths. 
The only electricity is provided by generators or solar, and plumbing is minimal.  We bathed at a bridge across a small pond, shaded by a roof of palm fronds and scooped up water with a calabash (a bowl made from half a gourd).  There was no bathroom at Beth's, only a communal latrine.  Being part of this community and lifestyle for a couple of days was a privilege, but to commit to it for two years as Beth has, would require an immense amount of fortitude and resiliency.  Kudos to Beth.

During our two-night stay we explored nearby communities on adjoining islands.  There is marshy savannah between the islands and 'paths' had been created to prevent sinking knee-deep into the ooze.  The paths consisted of branches, logs and even a couple of dilapidated dug-out canoes.  In places the branches sank below the surface and we had to guess where to place our feet.  The villagers we encountered were very welcoming, many generously sharing water coconuts and fruit with us as we passed through.  From Beth's host family we learned to open water coconuts with a 'cutlass' (machete) and how to slice off a scraper to scoop out the jelly after drinking the sweet coconut water. 

We also tried to paddle in dugout canoes; the canoes were extremely tippy and my weight brought the edge of the canoe within an inch of the water line.  At one point I had to be ferried to be ferried across a river by Janelle, a cheerful, competent Amerindian teenage girl.  She was highly amused by me crawling along in the bottom of the canoe as I boarded, and my terrified look as I clutched the sides of the canoe during the crossing. 

On the second night of our stay Beth's host mother prepared pepperpot for dinner.  Pepperpot is a national specialty and is a spicy meat stew, partially flavored with cassareep (a strong, dark sauce made from the cassava plant).  We ate it sitting in the dark on Beth's verandah and soaked up the sauce with locally made cassava bread.  With bats zooming by our heads, dogs running around and a host of night time noises, it was a memorable dining experience.

Our boat out of Wakapua left at 6.30 in the next morning.  It was a great trip through the clear morning air; there was no partying on the return trip.  Our fellow passengers were mainly nicely dressed women that appeared to be going on a shopping trip.  The only supplemental entertainment was when Tim slipped on the muddy bank getting into the boat and ended up sitting in the mud with one foot in the river.  He jumped up, made a funny comment to the audience in the boat, and was successful on a second attempt to board.  When asked if he was hurt his pithy reply was 'only my pride'.  (Later in the trip we bumped into another PCV, Naomi and her mother Bonnie.  They had visited Beth shortly after us and apparently both of them had also slipped on the mud in the same spot; it must be very entertaining for the locals).  We worked our way back across the west coast, stopping at 'Bachus' for a delicious coffee milkshake.  We took a short walk away from the main road to the seawall and got an expansive view of the Atlantic Ocean.  The boys and I have a tradition of playing hacky-sack, especially when abroad, we played here, cooled by the ocean breeze.  We took the ferry back  across the Essequibo instead of the jack-hammer speedboat.  The high deck of the ferry allowed a full view of the mouth of the Essequibo.  It is an impressively wide estuary almost twenty miles across and dotted with large islands requiring boats to thread their way through from one side to another.  Eventually we made it back to Georgetown and after the relative quiet of Wakapoa, Georgetown seemed loud and frenetic.  We elbowed our way through the hot, crowded markets with stalls and shops selling almost everything, and then through quieter streets to the Peace Corps office.  The office was calm and comfortable.  After Tim conducted a little business we left and got another car to take us to Kaylee's house in Mahaicony; the journey took about an hour and of the many hair-raising vehicles rides in Guyana this was the worst.  By comparison Andrew now seemed a paragon of safe driving.  The roads in Guyana are in generally poor condition with large pot holes and bumps that require drivers to swerve or brake drastically.  Cows and horses wander freely, and randomly stroll across the road, sometimes in small herds.  Goats appear mainly to be tethered, but on ropes long enough to allow them to stand on the edge of the road.  Out of town there are no sidewalks or bikepaths and many people are walking or cycling on the roadway also.  Occasionally we would see carts being pulled by horses or donkeys.  With all these obstacles even driving carefully would be hazardous, but most drivers seemed oblivious to the risk and drove with extreme recklessness.  Statistics from the World Health Organization revealed that road fatalities in Guyana per capita are approximately six time higher than in Europe, and three time higher than in the US.  Another mind-boggling statistic concerns fatalities per 100,000 vehicles.  In the US it is 13.7; in Guyana it is one-hundred-and-twenty-five times higher at 1707.3.  When traveling in Guyana I recommend choosing the driver with the newest car to increase the chances that the brakes, steering and air bags are working correctly.  Halfway through the hair-raising ride to Kaylee's I noticed the place where the air bag should have been in front of me was covered with two pieces of duct tape. 

We arrived, surprisingly unscathed at Kaylee's house in the late afternoon.  Kaylee has the upper floor of a nice, two-story house.  It is not all that different from a house you might find in warmer parts of the US, with tiled floor and arched, double-doors opening onto a balcony.  However, it seems the plumbing in Guyana generally is not up to US standards.  A Kaylee's house we had to plug in an extension cord every time we wanted to use any water, and there is no hot water system.  Apparently the best you can hope for is to wait until late in the day to shower; by then the sun has warmed the water in the holding tank.  Kaylee was most welcoming, and had even given up her large, comfortable bed for Nick and I to sleep in.  At the time of our visit another PCV, Ally, was living with Kaylee while her house in a nearby town was being fixed up.  Our visit therefore impacted Ally and she was also very gracious during out visit.  To welcome us Kaylee had arranged for a nearby neighbor to cook us a special meal of Guyana takeaway fish and chips.  We all walked a little way down the road to the woman's house to pick up the food.  It wasn't ready, so we sat outside chatting and drinking a beer while we waited.  The meal was delicious, the fish had a spicy coating the chips looked like regular French fries but were made from plantains.  (Plantains are similar to a banana but not sweet, apparently they grow well in tropical climates and are sometimes known as the 'pasta and potato of the Caribbean').  Other memorable meals during our stay at Kaylee's included homemade fried-egg pizza, and some other bread-like food that required vigorous shaking after cooking.  I cannot remember much about it except that Nick really seemed to enjoy violently bashing it about in a Tupperware container. 

The next day Tim sent Nick and I off by ourselves to visit Kaieteur Falls; arguably the most  famous and exceptional feature in Guyana.  Although there are some exciting-sounding expeditions available to get there by boat and foot, the most time-efficient way is by small plane.  Nick and I got a taxi to Ogle Airport and after an unnecessarily long wait we boarded the small plane with about ten other passengers for the scenic, one-hour flight to the tiny airstrip at Kaieteur.  The flight included a breathtaking fly-by of the impressive falls.  Kaieteur is said to be the world's widest, single-drop waterfalls.  It is four times higher than Niagara Falls and twice the height of the Victoria Falls.  Wikipedia says 'While many falls have greater height, few have the combination of height and water volume, and Kaieteur is among the most powerful waterfalls in the world'.  If not so remote it would undoubtedly be famous worldwide. 

Kaieteur is in a national park and appears to be generally well managed.  We were met by a competent guide and were taken on a walking tour to three viewing areas connected by a rugged path.  The guide told us the falls were named after an old man named Kaie, who sacrificed himself to the gods by canoeing over the falls.  The Amerindian word for waterfall was 'teur'; hence Kaie-teur.   However, a British geologist, Charles Barrington Brown, the first European to see the falls in 1870 was told by the locals then that an unpleasant old man was put in a canoe and shoved over the falls by his family and Kaieteur means 'old-man-fall'.
Our walking tour took about ninety minutes and at the end we looked around the visitor area in a tropical-style lodge waiting for the flight back.  Although the falls are undeniably impressive, we were viewing from a distance and Nick and I felt it was difficult to fully appreciate the scale and power of what we were seeing.  I would like to return one day to hike to the falls and explore the interior of Guyana which is generally considered to be some of the most unspoiled rainforest remaining in the world.  

The next day Tim, Kaylee, Nick, Ally and I walked to Kaylee's school.  Kaylee has transformed the school library and although there is still some work to be done it was impressive; the children will benefit from all her hard work for years after she has left.  Later we got a car up the coast to the 'Giftland Mall', primarily to see the Star Wars movie that had recently been released.  Giftland is an incongruously glittery, American-style mall.  It seemed luxurious and modern compared to almost everything else we had seen in Guyana and I can see how PCVs would occasionally want to visit for a reminder of home.  Not a fan of Star Wars I dozed contentedly during the movie.  Afterward we had a beer at a stylish outside bar while we waited for a car to take us back to Kaylee's house.  The car never actually turned up which did not surprise anyone.  In the end we found a driver to take us, but by this time it was night.  The darkness added another layer of danger to the roads, the only benefit was that most of the cows and horses had retired for the night. 

For the last two nights of our trip Tim had booked us into The Rainforest B and B in Georgetown.  Although we had heard there were monkeys in the garden we had no idea what to expect.  Behind a wall in a rather nondescript neighborhood, and within walking distance of downtown, the Rainforest B and B was a tropical gem.  Syeada, the beautiful and exotic lady of the house, was at the gate to greet us.  She showed us around the stylish and immaculately maintained house and grounds.  We soon met her partner Jerry, an American that looked as though he may have been cast as the safari boss in an old Hollywood movie.  The were both very welcoming and it really seemed as though we were friends they had invited to stay for the weekend.  Syeada soon introduced us to the two monkeys; these were not cute pets.  They were wild animals living in trees at the back of the house and took considerable coaxing to bring close enough to see.  One of them was relatively large and would have been quite an adversary in a banana dispute.

After settling into our room we headed to the Bourda Cricket club.  A historic cricket ground close to the B and B that had been recommended to us at the Peace Corps office.  Ignoring the 'Members Only' sign as instructed, we went into the bar and ordered a beer.  The clubhouse was festooned with old photographs and trophies going back to the 1930's; it had a vintage, colonial, feel to it and although there was no cricket being played, the bar was quite busy.  We sat outside on the deck overlooking the large, green cricket pitch and watched stray dogs running around and doing inappropriate things to each other.  Later we made our way into town for an authentic Indian meal at the 'Maharaja' before returning to the calm refuge at the Rainforest B and B. 

After a nice breakfast of omelet, fruit and toast we set off the next morning to explore Georgetown. The first stop was at a soccer field we had noticed that adjoined the Bourda Cricket club.  Nick is a soccer fan and player, and we were hoping to buy some 'Golden Jaguar' national football team shirts as souvenirs.  Little kids were practicing on the field as we walked through the gates, and immediately a young man greeted us with a firm handshake and British accent, introducing himself a Faizal Kahn, a manager with the national team.  After a few minutes of pleasant chit-chat we asked about buying some team shirts and although there were none at the soccer field, he offered to drive us to the team office to buy some.  On the way he told us that not only was he manager with the Guyana National Football Team but part owner of the Peel motor car company in England.  Peel makes the smallest car in the world and is probably most famous for being filmed driving through the BBC offices by Jeremy Clarkson in an episode of Top Gear.  After securing some shirts and talking a little more with Faizal we continued on our way into the center of town.  Adding to the interest of walking in Georgetown are numerous, randomly placed, large holes in the sidewalk that would seem to present a significant safety hazard. 


We visited the old British lighthouse, but it was closed.  We also went to St George's Cathedral; quite impressive but also closed.  Photographs and descriptions of the Cathedral’s interior looked interesting and I was disappointed not to go inside.  We passed a museum and went in, mainly because it was actually open.  I do not remember much about the museum, except the bathroom.  There were four stalls with doors on one side and the only toilet roll in the building was on a holder on the opposite wall, twelve feet away; very amusing.  We visited the some other watering holes before heading back to the bed and breakfast for our last night in Guyana. 


The next day we spent the morning buying gifts and souvenirs before Andrew drove us back to the main airport for the long journey home.  I enjoyed every minute of our time in Guyana and would love to go back and explore some more.  I was consistently impressed by all the PCVs we met and I would like to thank everyone for being so pleasant and helpful, especially Beth, Ally, Kaylee and of course, Tim.

Friday, January 1, 2016

Trinidad and Tobago

(I wasn't able to insert pictures on mobile. If you're interested in seeing them you can check mine or Kaylee's Facebook.)

24th:

In the wee hours of the morning, we awoke, had a quick cup of coffee then departed for the airport. We were on our way to Ogle Airport then on to Port of Spain in Trinidad via Liat Airways. After a few days there, we would move on to Tobago, a smaller island nearby. These two islands are generally known as the pair, Trinidad and Tobago. What follows is an accounting of our travels to and around this new country. Included are our itineraries and costs for the 9 day-8 night trip in case anyone wants to follow our route. 

We arrived in Piarcos Airport, commonly referred to as Port of Spain, about 7:30. Obviously the first thing we did was indulge in what Trinidad is famous for, their lauded doubles. A double is a deep fried roti, which is already fried flour and water, wrapped around a tasty pile of fried channa which are chickpeas. With a dash of pepper sauce, they taste exactly like you'd expect, delicious. 

After a quick bite we set to the task of getting to the actual city Port of Spain. Our airbnb host, Ally, said we could take a taxi for around $30 US, $187.50 TT, or take the bus for $.64 US, $4 TT. We'd been advised that transportation in Trinidad was similar to that of Platform 9 3/4, if you don't know exactly where to find what you're looking for, you won't get there. After more searching than should have been necessary we found the newsstand with a small sign selling bus tickets, bought a couple and we were on our way. 

A bus ride, grocery shopping for the standard Peace Corps Volunteer's meal of nut-butter and bread, and a walk later we made it to our hosts house. The travel, while slightly inconsistent and infuriatingly slow at times did give a nice feel of how Trinidadians move around normally. It allowed us to have a more authentic scenic route towards the lifestyle and daily lives of Trinidadians. Ally, the host, was on her way out with, I'm fairly convinced, a Czech spy named Ava on her way to Venezuela. Ava was very guarded on her reasons for traveling to Venezuela and if she's reading this right now, I hope the spying is going well. 

Kaylee and I napped for a few hours, it was almost noon, then we hit the streets to see what was up in POS. Ally lived very close to the main nightlife hub of POS, Ariapita Avenue. There were plenty of cool restaurants and bars on the strip. We found a bar that was open, had a few Caribs, went down the street for a gyro, went back to the bar for a few more Caribs then retired for the evening. 

25:

Christmas morning started with an adventure to Fort George at 8 AM. We ate our nut-butter and bread, as usual, packed our map and water, and headed out for the hike. The house we stayed in was centrally located, so we decided we would do the cheap athletic backpackers version to Fort George - even though TripAdvisors advised not to. Fort George was built during the 1800s on top of a hill to overlook Port of Spain for any possible invaders. 

After 2.5 hours of hiking, with a steep uphill final mile we will always remember, we made it to the fort. Being Christmas Day, it was only us and the stray dogs that overlooked from the top of the hill. While we advise for other visitors to do the car route, the walk was well worth the view. We relaxed at the top for a short rain shower, ate lunch, took selfies that categorized us as "basic", and tried our best to swallow the spectacular view of the city, luscious hills of rainforest, and turquoise ocean. 

About late afternoon, we headed back to the city, with a much easier walk back being that it was all downhill. By the time we reached the city, our bread and nut-butter stomachs were ready for something new, so we searched for any sign of open restaurants in the ghost land of Christmas Day. Luckily we found a Chinese restaurant called, "Me Asia: Dim Sum" that happened to be open. While neither the staff nor menu were in English, the food looked (and tasted) delicious so we ordered beers, chicken feet, and dim sum to fill our tummies. After a pleasantly full meal, we retired back to the house by evening time, and relaxed for the rest of Christmas Day. A very merry Christmas indeed. 

26th:

Our initial plan was to get to the Asa Wright Nature Center and do a tour of the place. It seemed nice online and all the brochures mentioned it as being a cool place to go. We mentioned it to Ally who immediately shot it down, it would be much too expensive to get there the day after Christmas if we could find someone to take us. Ally offered us an alternative, she was going birding down the coast and offered to take us with her then after that she was going to a late lunch and could drop us by the local mall and movie theater, Movie Towne. Excited by the prospect, we eagerly accepted and she delightedly drove us down the coast. 

Our first stop was at the Hannuman statue. It's a big statue of the Hindu monkey god and apparently it's the biggest one outside of India at 85 feet tall. It was pretty cool and there was a small temple nearby that we walked around as well. 

Our next stop was another Hindu site, the Temple By The Sea. The story is  that a Hindu man wanted to build a temple but the local government wouldn't give him the land to do so and even tore down some of his initial attempts. The man then started to build a temple in the ocean, dragging out rocks to form a foundation. He died before it was finished but by that time the government had come to its senses and finished it for him. The temple is also surrounded by broken pottery, which held the cremated remains of local Hindus that had been religiously disposed of in the sea near the temple. Ally said that successive governments had kept the place in good shape and there would be public outcry if it fell into disrepair.

A few more birding sights later we returned to Ally's home and then we were off to Movie Towne! Movie Towne is like Giftland, Guyana's mall, on steroids, I think that's the best way to describe it. We were initially attracted to it by an ad in a tourism magazine stating they had a restaurant called Texas De Brazil and Kaylee said we had to go. It turned out to be a very fancy steakhouse and had very little to do with Texas. 

We went to another, cheaper, restaurant then we went to the movie theater and saw Joy. Afterwards there was a concert by a local musician playing Christmas songs. We'd never heard any of them but the crowd was singing along so the guy must have been fairly popular. We stayed for a while then walked home fully satiated on a Red Velvet Cake Milkshake from Burger King. 

27: 

The 27th played out to be our most relaxing - city touring day. We started off the morning by walking and relaxing in Port of Spain's Botanical Gardens, as we sighed in awe over how clean of an environment it was with its lack of trash and beautifully managed landscape. We then walked through a few rain showers while touring outside of the "castle" and other nearby statues exhibiting the history of the city. We took more "basic" photos, looked around the performing arts theater, and ended at our long missed comfort zone of McDonald's. While it was not a place I normally indulged in while living in America, it was the closest to home we could be. We indulged with eyes closed on the American food and smells associated with McD's. After this, we traveled back to the house, where we relaxed until evening struck with a voyage for lamb gyros at a nearby street vendor. While we were responsible towards how money was spent, we agreed vacation was not to be spent on calorie count. 

28: 

We lucked out on our last day in Trinidad as our incredible host, ally, offered to take us with her (for free!) to Maracas Bay - a beautiful beach with turquoise ocean, mountainous views, and the famous "bake and shark". The ride there was spectacular, and the beach had a light amount of people with wonderful weather. We spent the day relaxing on the beach, swimming in the ocean, eating shark and bake with Caribbean beers, and building a "StagMan Castle: a man's sandcastle." For foreigners of Caribbean beer- Stag's logo is "a man's beer.") We headed back to Port of Spain in the early evening where we bathed, packed up, ate pizza at a local restaurant, and went on to our night flight to Tobago. 

29th:

The morning was rife with frustration and a dash of motion sickness. We had intended to rent a car for our stay in Tobago but, unfortunately, someone who is totally blameless forgot his drivers license in Guyana. Luckily, our host, Tina was going to the airport that morning to pick up some more guests that were staying in the room above us. We hitched a ride down to the beach with her and arrived about 1030. Kaylee, sadly, had a touch of motion sickness so out next mission was to obtain some Dramamine colloquially known as Gravol, the brand name. 

We walked up the street in search of a pharmacy. The first place we went to didn't have any but said there was another pharmacy up the road by the Penny Saver, the local supermarket. What the clerk didn't mention was it was about a half hour walk in the mid day sun. 

One dehydrating walk with a new Trinidadian friend, Marlon, we made it to the next pharmacy. We asked for some Gravol and the staff were initially hesitant to sell it to us, but we were able to get some.

We went back to the beach and thought about going to Nylon Pool but decided against it since Kaylee wasn't feeling too well. Then we just spent the rest of the day at the beach liming (drinking and relaxing).

About 5 I messaged Tina to get her address so we knew where to tell the taxi to take us. She messaged me right back saying to wait at the car park and she would be there to pick us up in 5 minutes. 5 minutes later, there she was with two other passengers in tow. We climbed in and learned these were the two other people that Tina had left that morning to get. Apparently Drew had made it on time but Megan had been delayed and had only arrived a little bit before I'd messaged Tina. They'd been driving by serendipitously and presto, free ride home. 

We learned almost instantaneously that Drew and Megan were Peace Corps Volunteers as well. Drew was stationed in Grenada and Megan was in St. Vincent. What followed was a back and forth sussing out each others services and posts, typical volunteer chit chat. We ended up making dinner together later and going down to the shop for a few beers. 

30th:

The night before, Tina had offered to take the four of us to Argyle Falls for $100 each. We talked about it and decided we would go. So that morning we all piled in Tina's car and headed out. 

The falls were pretty cool. There were three separate drops into lush pools ripe for swimming in. We climbed the steep slopes as topping at every pool. At the tippy top we peered over the precipice and were rewarded with a fantastic view. We spent the early afternoon there then descended for a scenic drive home through the countryside. 

Later that night the four of us traveled into Crown Point, the local hot spot, for a nice meal. We walked around for a little bit and didn't see anything that really tickled our fancies. We went with the last resort, a gyro place. Gyros are actually really popular in T&T and I'm glad about that. 

We took the gyros to a local bar, Jade Monkey, and ate and drank until the karaoke started. Drew and Megan had to leave since they had an early flight so we trundled home and off to bed following fond farewells from our newfound friends. 

31:  

The last day of the year started with an early ride with Tiina, to her shop full of unique crafts and clothes from India, South America, and the Philippines. We walked to the nearby stadium where they do "Easter Goat Racing", checked out a golf course we imagined playing on, and headed to another beautiful beach - Mt. Irvine, where we relaxed with German tourists for remainder of the day. From there we walked to a local supermarket to pick up REAL wine and REAL AMERICAN CHEESE (volunteers in developing countries - you know this is huge) to celebrate in incoming of the new year. Walked back to Tiina's shop for a ride home, ate and drank merrily, and took a power nap until 11:30 PM like an elderly couple. We awoke in time for the countdown, which was followed by a local party blaring soca music from 11:30 PM until we left the next morning at 8:00 AM. A special yearly celebration for the neighborhood, with delicious corn soup, and a happy reminder that we "sure were lucky we took that nap before the music began." We discussed how quickly the year had gone by, our gratitude for its lessons, and how we couldn't believe our peace corps service was reaching its final quarter - that we would be going back to America with only 6 months left of service. With all that being said, we wish everyone a happy new year. May 2016 be your best year yet. 

Splurged on:
Eating out (tried for once per day, occasionally more.) 
Alcohol (cheap beer and wine) 

Prices and Tips:

Total amount spent: ~$700 per person
Round trip tickets from Guyana to Trinidad: $268.63
4 nights in Trinidad: $69
Round trip ticket to Tobago: $48
4 nights in Tobago: $89.50
Other expenses (Food, transportation, alcohol): $220 

Our personal review: If you want to visit a "less-touristy" Caribbean island with cheap prices, we recommend visiting Trinidad and Tobago. It was a beautiful and interesting culture to explore with its industrial city of Trinidad and natural beauty of Tobago. We were advised many times on the island to come back for their prime time of Carnival, but also felt coming at a more calm time of the year was authentic and relaxing - as long as you can figure out the transportation. We also recommend the AirBnB people we stayed with (Ally in Trinidad and Tiina in Tobago) who hosted us for reasonable prices, made us feel at home, and gave us a true authentic experience of the islands.